Hail to the Thief!
Hail to the thief who has stolen this election,
rejected by the people, selected by the court [and Harris!]
You silence voters, but not our recollection.
Democracy you undermine when our will you thwart [you scare us!]
Hail to the thief as you seek cooperation,
suggesting we move forward, requesting that we start anew [so clever!]
You mean "forget" when you preach "conciliation."
Abetting by forgetting what you did we won't do [not ever!]
Hail to the Thief, how His Fraudulency beckons
To the benighted and backward of our land!
Sure as a puch card ballot ever reckons
He'll lead us on with superior sleight-of-hand.