The Bill of Rights is gone now shredded by ol' Crisco Head John
Our country is cowed down by bigots honking a patriot's horn
I'm on my way to thought prison where to Jefferson I'll pray
'Cause the flag now stands for nothing, 'cause they took it all away
I was proud to be an American
And I loved my great country
Patrick Henry and Abe Lincoln died
To protect and make her free
And now she's torn down sobbing hard and bereft of liberty
'Cause there ain't no doubt, I loved this land
Bush screwed the USA
From the lakes of Minnesota to the hills of Tennessee
Across the plains of Texas, from sea to shining sea
From Detroit down to Houston, and New York to L.A.
If there's pride in just one American heart, then it's time we stand and say
Song parody thanks to Dan Brown!