11-May-02

While enacting laws in the middle of the night last week, in between cutting taxes for Lear Jet owners and earmarking education funds for Pat Robertson schools, the Republicans changed the Pledge. In case you missed it, here is the new version. Tell your children, or they will fail Bush's new national tests!

I pledge allegiance to the flag
of the United Inc's of America
and to the Republic-ans for which it stands
one nation under Greed
with liberty and justice for Oil.